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Two-Toned Arms

4 Jun

Note to self:

If you’re going to be out in the sun all day you should probably remove your watch from your wrist because at the end of the day you’ll have a bright line on your wrist from where your watch was. Also, if you insist on wearing t-shirts it would be a good idea to roll up the sleeves so that your arms aren’t two shades.

While I’m at it I would like to inform myself that a two-toned body is just weird. My legs haven’t seen sunshine since, oh, 2007 so the top of me is one shade and the bottom half is a brighter shade.

I am officially two toned. On the flip side, I am walking art.