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Don’t Make Fun of Us

25 Aug

Hey, it’s not like we’re used to the ground rumbling beneath us, around us. I mean, we don’t live in California or on the west coast or anything.  We’re here. In D.C. Where snipers terrorize the entire metropolitan area for weeks. Where the President signs important documents with cameras rolling. Where four seasons really means four seasons. Where severely historical buildings draw thousands of people per year to gaze at and take pictures of.  Where mountains stand still and actually don’t move or bubble over or talk.

We’re easter coasters.

We simply don’t do earthquakes.

So don’t make fun of us, Californians.