Archive | August, 2010

Commercial Fear

26 Aug

Covering my eyes, leaving the room…

These Zappos creatures freak me out. I mean, they talk. Their heads are huge. Their teeth are astronomical. And they have yarn features.

I think I had a nightmare about one recently.

There may have been wigs involved.

Those ginormous┬áhands are the worst. They’re like monstrous grippers.

I can’t take it.